Speak of the Devil

Only a day after our discussion on know-it-all churches vs. active exploration, this church bulletin caught my eye. Again, we are not trying to pass judgement on the people leading or attending this particular church but it is false advertising. How can you give "straight", "no fluff" answers to questions from the Bible? How do you apply teachings given to 1st century Jews to 21st century Americans without taking some liberties here and there? At least acknowledge that your "straight answers from God's word" are still your interpretation of God's answers

Changing Times

I understand some people do not want to go out and buy an iPod but they need to give it up with the cassette walk-man.

Fast fact: the CD player was invented in 1984

Friction

Question i have for skinny people: how does it feel to wear corduroy pants without fear of starting a fire?

A Haiku

Snot flows, never ceasing
scaly nostrils, red, inflamed
death is imminent

Observations From Q

These are some on the go thoughts from my experience at Q

Observation: Christians often spend most of their time talking about themselves

Direct quotes from one said Christian:

"I struggle just as much as the homeless, I need to have a lot of humility to step out of my comfort zone and help them."

"I am the only person in my city who cares . . . And I am tired"

Jeepers Creepers

If i was not currently trying to follow jesus i would probably never start . . . His followers are judgmental and creepy


And note . . . Sadly . . . I am a follower . . . Which most likely makes me judgmental and creepy

Important Starburst Update

I used to think red Starburst were the best, but now i am leaning towards pink.

Scandalous Freedom

I was dancing around the store and a fellow Christian wanted to admonish me asking "can you imagine Jesus dancing?" I said no...But then I thought I can't imagine Jesus going to church, driving a car, or playing the organ either.